WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN
With V day just a week away, the entire world has already begun its 7 day countdown serenade.

Never in the history of mankind has it been easier for humans to know how to fall in love!

From toddlers of nursery to toothless oldies, there is something for everyone.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, a little red heart will be staring at you.

Television commercials, newspaper advertisements, mobile sms, roadside hoardings, radio jingles, internet sites, florists, choclatiers, coffee cafes, restaurants, resorts, audio c.d.s,card and curios stalls, malls, perfumeries, grocery stores, toy shops, beauty saloons, car showrooms, films……….the virus of V day is so well spread by the multi billion moolah industry that revolves around it, its impossible to escape it.

Bottom line is, men fall in love with what they see and women fall in love with what they hear.

Since everyone only advises what mushy things to do on V-day, here is a rare manuscript that’s not pretty but practical.

Dr.Dilphenk Majnu’s,’ Wise advice on what not to do on V-day or otherwise’-


1. Bill apna aur treat parayi-Never get pressured to over spend on a gift thinking the costlier it is, the happier she will be. Someone, somewhere will always have spent more than you, she will point it out. Not worth it.

2. When Hairy met Saali-A must for all Surti lala’s watch you words and pronunciation. Swearing might come to you naturally but it’s a big no- no when you are trying to impress the lady you love.

3. Step, mom-Agreed you all are mostly mommy’s boys and that’s fine. Mommies are nice, but girlfriends and wives can never compete with one to be good enough. Kindly refrain from beginning all sentences with,’ma kehti hai’in the beginning of a relationship.

4. Hum deal de chukey sanam-Never ever take your woman for granted. They love the idea of being romanced, so make each day special in your own little way and watch them reciprocate tenfold.

5. Sleep less in seattle-Well, contrary to what most of you might think, a woman’s idea about love doesn’t begin and end with you know what. Hence try to think of other, innovative ways to make her happy.

6. Memoirs of gay shah-Parties in Mumbai and Delhi are proof enough of the changing trend in choice for men. While each one is entitled to his own opinion in a democracy, kindly abstain from any activity which gives the slightest inclination to your lady that you are not straight; else, watch her run a mile.

7. Gone, with the wind-Hygiene, guys, is a must. If you must do your thing and burp and break wind, please rush to do so in private surroundings. No chance anyone is going to put up with that, however much in love they might be. (Sorry the ‘natural’ theory doesn’t work here).

8. Love, story-Do not ever sideline a good tale saying,’it happens only in movies’. Women believe in fairytales, however old they are and therefore, love being swept off their feet.

9.Falling ,in love-If you bend all the way backwards, trouble is, she might take you for granted and not value just how much you are willing to do .Hold your own, don’t go beyond a point with something you do not believe in and feel miserable doing.

10. P.s.-I love you-Most important, while men do everything else to make the woman in their life happy; they often forget to tell her the one thing that she would rather hear. Make it the first, not the last.