H1N1 FLU OVER THE CM’S NEST………
The honorable CM easily is one of the most famous people in India to have contracted the flu that has made pigs unpopular the world over. The internet administrator has been having a tough time coping with reader mails who are suggesting how Mr.Modi should cope with the same.

But,’ There is nothing to fear’ our CM announced as usual. Remember, he said the same line, surrounded by his efficient Z category security, post the discovery of 29 fizzled out bombs in Surat.
Our respectable CM is nursing back to good health with the best wishes and prayers ,here are a few suggestions for a workaholic like him; to help him while his convalescent time. Nothing stressful we wouldn’t want that now would we, just 7 different ways to spend the 7 days.

1. Karma chameleon-First and foremost, since he dresses to the occasion, he could design a few swine flu masks [in khadi of course] to go with his future outfits. Who knows, they might be patented by his fan club soon.

2. Net working-Update his multilingual blog [5 languages] and Twit more, a la Amitabh.Bachhan and Tharoor, so that people can have a first person account of his innermost feelings.

3. Ban no more-Finish reading the rest of Jinnah and know what not to write in his own, book in future.

4. Diamonds are forever,post from Russia with love-Understand Surti heeraghasuo ni vyatha better by watching ‘Havey marey heera nathi ghasva.’

5.International Khiladi- Prepare his speech for Patel samaj summit 2010, in the U.S.A, err……..also prepare for visa interview.

6. Fine tuning-Brush up his pied piper skills and tunes to gather new ardent followers.Since the youth love and understand the power of music.

7.Hello,is it me you're looking for?-Make all those important phone calls to friends, relatives and people that he always meant to get back to but could not due to his busy schedules.

Here is wishing a speedy recovery to the man whose rain check has given him the most precious thing that he could not afford-Time.