Dearest lokladila SRK,
Kem cho bhai? My maiden surname is Patel, naam toh suna hoga? Man!!! We are samdukhias!!! Did you know that what you have recently gone through at Newark is something we all go through? So sad, that the immigrant officers did not know the ‘Baazigar’ that you are and that all of India is your ‘Deewana’ .Imagine!! even after we welcomed Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with a ‘Dil aashna hai’attitude,they thought you were some kind of ‘Don’ or ‘Duplicate’; but I am so happy you braved it like a true ‘Fauji’ and did not show the slightest’Darr’.
Going to ‘Pardes ‘has become a pain for us too but kya karey,’ Dil toh pagal hai.’like you said, it’s the N.R.I.s ki,’ Mohabbatein ‘that takes us there.’ Ram jaaney’ what will be the ‘Anjaam’ of this incident which is now a big political ’Paheli’.
The ‘Trimurti’ gang is saying this was a mere publicity stunt, that you are doing some ’One two ka four ‘to show your ‘Shakti-the power’, Salman bhai is saying that its nothing new, they keep doing this with every ’Karan Arjun’ and’ Billu’! Well, what to do, life is a big ‘Circus’ and it has ‘Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.’
In spite of the fact that we dress up like ‘Raju ban gaya gentleman’ when we travel,’Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani’, so we carry our thepla, ghooghra and chakris and get into trouble.
First, they used to call us dot heads because of our bindis, but after Madonna showed the ‘English babu, desi mem ‘look; now they don’t.
Don’t they realise humko bhi,’ Kuch kuch hota hai’ and we want to ‘Chak de’ when they ask us stupid questions like ‘do u know anybody here? I always reply,’Kabhi haan kabhi naa’.
Last year we went for a ‘Dilwaley dulhaniya ley jayengay’ceremony but they turned the groom into a ‘Devdas’ by saying ‘your passport says your name is Jignesh but you are saying its Jignace!!!’’Hey Ram’! What to do?
Am ‘Dil se ‘saying ‘King Uncle’, only a ‘Chamatkar ‘can make them understand’Oh darling yeh hai India!’ view point.
Can you say ‘Main hoon na’ and convince them that ‘Hum tumhare hain sanam’? Like you succeeded in crossing borders in ‘Veer Zara’.
The Kolasana Patel samaj, in Dallas, has held a havan for ‘Om shanti Om’on the matter and has requested you to ‘Kabhi alvida na kehna’ because of this incident, even though you have returned to ‘Swades’ and are saying you do not feel like stepping on U.S. soil again. We love your ‘Josh ‘and ‘Har dil jo pyar kareyga ‘attitude.
’Chalte chalte’, we only wish to say since you are the ‘Badshah’ of your business, and Fox Star will not have any trouble distributing ‘My name is Khan’ in the U.S.A now, will you be our ‘Saathiya’, and plan a sequel, ‘My name is Patel’, it would surely be a ‘Rab ne bana di jodi’match to make our trips easier.